Lucubrations

\Lu`cu*bra"tion\, n. [l. lucubratio;cf. F. lucubration.] 1. The act of lucubrating, or studying by candlelight; nocturnal study; meditation. 2. That which is composed by night; that which is produced by meditation in retirement; hence (loosely) any literary composition.


Monday, September 27, 2004

On Friday I went to the world famous Mesquite Rodeo. It was a lot of fun watching the bulls and broncos, and especially them Yankee girls cry over the poor little calves when they fell down ;-) Since most of the group had never been to a rodeo before, I got to explain all the finer points of barrel racing and calf roping (not to mention play with my southern drawl). You can see pics here.

In Other News...
I went walking the other night and saw two armadillos, a toad, and a possum. I snuck up close enough to reach down and catch one of the armadillos but the only thing that I could think to do with it would be to release it in the dorm. I would have found it funny, but the armadillo (not to mention the dorm hostess) probably wouldn't have been as pleased.

On Friday night we went to the world famous Mesquite Rodeo. It was a lot of fun watching the bulls and broncos and especially watching them Yankees girls cry over the poor calves fell down ;-) It was fun explaining everything to them and playing with my southern drawl. You can see pictures here.

In other news...
I went walking the other night and saw two armadillos, a possum, and a toad. I snuck up on one of the armadillos and could have caught him, but the only thing I could think of to do with him would be to let him go in the dorm. I would have found that funny, but I doubt that the armadillo or the dorm hostess would have been quite so pleased.

Friday, September 17, 2004

A few hours, eleven dollars, a gallon and a half of ice cream, six liters of root beer, four liters of sprite, a quarter bottle of flavorings, and twenty-seven people later, we decided it was a rousing success. Pping pong, cards, and a game of 'Never Have I Ever' provided the evening's entertainment and we rounded the night out by helping someone move and then a late night trip to Steak'N'Shake for burgers and some Euchre.

Thursday, September 16, 2004

Happy Birthyday! I just realized that my blog is one year old (plus a few days). I've written over a 115 posts which means that I'm averaging about one post every three days. Now blow out the candles and make a wish.

In Other News...
I'm organizing a rootbeer float party tonight to celebrate the end of another module. We're now half way through the bimester.

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Get Thee to a Nunnery!

To go along with your online ordination, I just found out that for thirty bucks you can become a card carrying, certificate on the wall Knights of Prayer Monk. Don't worry gals, you can become female monks, and they even accept married people, so the Broiler is in, too. Just imagine, we could all walk around in green robes and chant together. What surprised me the most is that, appart from the accepting females and married people, they seem to be very traditional. The reason that they accept women as "lady monks" is because they think nuns have been treated as second class Christians and we should all be equal. Just think, you can immediately become postulant monk as a reflection of how you are already "a monk in your heart".

So its about time for another "What's going on in Caleb's life" post. Sorry.

Wow. I know something about My Fair Lady. The rain in spain falls mainly in the plains. On Friday, Peter Ladefoged came to speak at GIAL. Who is Peter Ladefoged? He's the guy on the recording that says "AEIOU". He's also the world's leading phonetician and My Fair Lady's linguistic consultant. So he was really saying "ehijajowju". So if you want to impress someone with your MFL trivia, you can now tell them who that voice actually is.

In Other News...
Renea wrote something on her blog! Brandon still hasn't.

Saturday, September 11, 2004

WE WILL NEVER FORGET!

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Here's one that you are sure to comment on, although if you know the answer, don't give it away.

Who do we know that recently got engaged?

The first person to guess correctly gets a, uh, I'll come up with something. Although thinking about it, some of you probably already know.

I think my friends are all conspiring to keep someone engaged or just recently married at all times. An unbroken chain of wedding planning, if you will. The Secret Society of Solitary Solidarity. Hmmm.

So GIAL is different than Rice. Just because I'm writing a new post doesn't mean that you shouldn't comment on my last one. Its much smaller, I have all of my classes (except the language session) in the same classroom. I know almost all of the students and professors. That's not too different from Rice since we'd have our own spheres of influence. There is less pizza here, but more donuts. Less getting mistaken for a freshmen, more getting mistaken for a 27-year old. Lower APC* score. Less Cherokee, more Korean. Less Elec and Bioc jokes, more Ling jokes (yes, they do exist, and some are almost funny). Less going to bed at 6am, more getting up at 6am.

In other news, I'll be moving to a new place tonight (yeah! Move In Day!) My new phone number will be 972-709-3488 so please discard any number you might have had before. Ok, I gotta go to my language session.

*Alcohol Per Capita

Monday, September 06, 2004

Why do people not read the Bible? Here's some people's reasoning:
The Bible is boring because of the boring books in it. I've never read them, but they're old, don't affect me personally, and other people say they're boring, so I know they must be.

I've been studying Kings and Chronicles, and actually found them to be some of the most interesting things that I've read in the Bible in a long time. Why do I think they're interesting and most people think they're boring? Because most people don't read them right. They have the preconceived idea that they're boring, so if they do attempt to read them, they gloss over them and try to read them as fast as they can to get to the 'more interesting' or 'more relevant' books. Charles Spurgeon, one of the greatest preachers in history, once said "I would rather let my soul soak in half a dozen verses of the Bible all day than rinse my hand in several chapters." I like to read a chapter or a half a chapter a night and go as deep as I can. I look up the cities, the people, the armies and I try to come up with as many questions as I can. "Where was this?" "Why did they attack here?" "How much did that cost?" "How do we do this today?" Then if you ask a question, try to answer it. Reading the history books, like this, you get to know the characters, understand their world, empathize for them. Its not hard to spend 2 hours on a dozen verses.

Probably the thing I've learned the most is very, very relevant right now. Over and over again, 2 Chronicles shows that a leader's personal spiritual life has a huge impact on the whole country. When a leader is humble before God and obeys His commandments, when he looks for guidance to the One who knows our every sin, then God helps that leader and the country is blessed financially, wins its wars, and becomes the dominant force in the area. But when the leader becomes proud and believes that he does not have to support God's law, when he forgets that it was God who put him in that position, and that his purpose in life was to protect the innocent, stand up for justice, and proclaim God's glory, then his country would soon be engulfed in a war that they quickly and utterly lost (the leaders often died in the first battle), or they were plagued with disasters.

I wouldn't say that George W. Bush has had a perfect presidency, but I know that I would have probably would have done a whole lot worse. Could you do better? I certainly don't want to assign guilt to someone else or say these bad things happened because of so-and-so's sins. But God also knows bad things are going to happen and sometimes puts a man of faith there to deal with them, even though he didn't cause them. A godly king might have his country invaded, a plague hit, or rebellion within his own family. But that doesn't mean those things were his fault. All of that is between Bush and God. But I do know that if Bush does what God commands him, he will lead us down paths that may look really, really bad but are actually good for us. I believe that Bush is trying to do the right thing, which is why I will vote for him.

If he's ever read them, John Kerry obviously never got the same message out of Kings and Chronicles as I did. Kerry says he believes that abortion and homosexuality are wrong but is willing to let them grow. The Israelite kings, even the good ones, were always condemned if they didn't work to destroy the high places and idols throughout the country. Sin isn't a rock that just sits there if you ignore it. Sin is a weed, a cancer, that grows unless you take extreme measures to eradicate it. All Christians know that through experience. By saying that he condemns something personally but not politically, Kerry is either saying that he really doesn't believe they are wrong, or that he doesn't believe that a man's spiritual life and his professional life have any correspondence. If there was a sin that he could legally limit, but instead let it grow, then he would be condemned before God just as much as the kings of old were condemned for not tearing down the high places.

I'm not saying that if Kerry doesn't immediately outlaw homosexuality and abortions that we'll have another 9-11, but I am saying that all sins have consequences for other people and the more people you affect, the more people your sins will affect. God is just and sooner or later there will be a reckoning



My guess: John Kerry thinks Kings and Chronicles are boring.



PS. Here is my collection of random thoughts that didn't fit in anywhere. Sorry that I don't have the time to forge this into one well crafted paper like my English teachers would like, but I do actually have a test in five or six hours.

George Washington said, "It is impossible to rightly govern the world without God and the Bible. Do not ever let anyone claim to be a true American patriot if they ever attempt to separate Religion from politics." I wish they would proclaim that to the churches around the country!

Once they got to the point of not listening to priests, prophets, and spiritual leaders, then the real trouble would begin. Now who do we know that is openly rebelling against his priests an spiritual leaders?

Here's another thought: Which do you think is going to be more likely to sin, the leader who thinks his sins could bring disaster his entire country, or the leader who thinks his sins have zero effect on others?

Friday, September 03, 2004

I thought of a new invention that will help keep people awake. You know how people drink coffee all the time for its caffine benefits, but a lot of people don't like coffee. Well with my invention, you can get the same stay-awake powers of coffee without the actual coffee. Here's my invention. Its a mug that keeps your drink hot! Wonderful idea isn't it? I know, there are already a million little mugs that recruiters give away as promos (not that anyone has been recruiting me in the last few years). This one is different. This mug would keep your drink hot! Really hot! Like when you first pour the boiling water or get it out of the microwave. I figure there's nothing like burning your tongue on a hot drink to wake you up. It really gets the brain going (specifically the pain receptors). It doesn't even matter what liquid you put in the mug, the internal heating coils will have it up to mouth burning temperatures in no time.

Yesterday I drank six cups of tea. I haven't done that in a while. I was running on about 5 hours of sleep per night for the week, so I thought I might use something hot to stay awake in class. Then I went over to Rebekah's house (or rather her family's house since she is back at Rice) and they had tea after dinner. Tea is great.

Did I ever tell you guys how to put a superstore out of business? Brandon and I figured it out one night, but I forgot to write about it.