Lucubrations

\Lu`cu*bra"tion\, n. [l. lucubratio;cf. F. lucubration.] 1. The act of lucubrating, or studying by candlelight; nocturnal study; meditation. 2. That which is composed by night; that which is produced by meditation in retirement; hence (loosely) any literary composition.


Thursday, November 03, 2005

You might be from the Pacific Northwest if:

You might be from the Pacific Northwest if:


1. You know the State Flower (Mildew) [check]

2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash. [check]

3. Use the statement "sun break" and know what it means. [check]

4. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee. [check]

5. You know more people who own boats than air conditioners. [not quite but close]

6. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.

7. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain, waiting for the "WALK" signal. [check]

8. You consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain. [check]

9. You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and Venetos'.

10. You know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye salmon.

11. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon, Yakima, and Willamette. [check]

12. You consider swimming an indoor sport. [check]

13. You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese, and Thai food. [check]

14. In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark...while only working 8-hour days. [check]

15. You never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho. [check]

16. You are not fazed by "Today's Forecast: showers followed by rain," AND by "Tomorrow's Forecast: rain followed by showers." [check]

17. You cannot wait for a day with "showers and sun breaks." [check]

18. You have no concept of humidity without precipitation. [check]

19. You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of mind! [check]

20. You can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you cannot see through the cloud cover. [check]

21. You notice, "The Mountain is out" when it is a pretty day and you can actually see it. [check]

22. You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 50, but still wear your hiking boot and parka.

23. You switch to your sandals when it gets about 60, but keep the socks on. [check]

24. You have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain. [check]

25. You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists. [check]

26. You knew immediately that the view out of Frazier's window was fake. [check]

27. You buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old ones after such a long time. [check, if I used sunglasses]

28. You measure distance in hours. [check]

29. You often switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the same day.

30. You use a down comforter in the summer. [check]

31. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them. [check, minus the wife bit]

32. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat. [check, worn one]

33. You know all the important seasons: Almost winter, still raining(spring), Road Construction (summer), Deer & Elk season (fall). [check]

34. You actually understood these jokes and will probably forward them! [check, this is the way that I forward stuff]

At 6:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

right about the point regarding socks and sandals, i laughed sooo hard! i've never been west of tx, but evidently fashion sense is broader than just cable's, eh?

 
At 8:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hehe... yeah, and you know you're from rural oregon if you harbor resentment against one or more of those species of salmon.
p.s.- how did that one about wearing a suit to a nice restaurant get in there? maybe it should be reworded- something to do with being dressed in a suit and still wearing socks and teva sandals...
i told you, didn't i, that my friend jan asked if you were from portland just based on your footwear? hehe.... yay for portland crazies. ;)

 

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