Get Thee to a Nunnery!

To go along with your online ordination, I just found out that for thirty bucks you can become a card carrying, certificate on the wall Knights of Prayer Monk. Don't worry gals, you can become female monks, and they even accept married people, so the Broiler is in, too. Just imagine, we could all walk around in green robes and chant together. What surprised me the most is that, appart from the accepting females and married people, they seem to be very traditional. The reason that they accept women as "lady monks" is because they think nuns have been treated as second class Christians and we should all be equal. Just think, you can immediately become postulant monk as a reflection of how you are already "a monk in your heart".