Caleb's Sporadic Quiz #1

Because Kate's Bachelorette show was so much fun, we decided to throw one for Renea's birthday. Kate only had six elegiable bachelors but because we always have to things bigger and better than before, Renea has eight guys to choose from.
Who do you think Renea should choose?

1. Sergue Ivanovich, Rabbit Esquire
2. Che Guevera, Cuban revolutionary
3. Gabriel Moisais Chilavert, imaginary boyfriend
4. Mr. 31-Year-Old-Amish-Man, valued at 50,000 chickens
5. 'Adam', random person from her cell phone
6. Mr Wonderful, talking toy
7. Orpheo, her violin
8. Will, proposal machine

Vote using the comments.